FTL: Faster Than Light APK

magnificent… more retardation slop. Slop so retarded, statistics show that women, n1gg3rs, and g@ys are more likely to play this garbage pig sh1t. In fact, this must be the retardest slop on this site… Or perhaps, this must be the most retarded slop ever since the first instance of the existence of the world wide web, and possibly the most retarded slop ever since the first homosapien formed his first logical thought. I’ve never thought a game with this much retardation could possibly exist, but it appears the cult behind this satanic project have proved me wrong tenfold. If you even slightly considered playing this, seek immediate professional help. In any case you have decided to indulge in this dogsh1t, the damage has already been done. If by chance you’ve already had any, your braincells are actively rotting into animal waste and the nuclear retardation radiation from the content within the game has caused catastrophic injury to your internal brain tissue. You are now part of this website’s retarded, fat, showerphobic community which consist of mass produced pa,jeets who consume this cow sh1t and recycle it to sh1t on their street, and their demand for their steady diet of retardized slop which is handmade by the nastiest indian cows, nasty sh1t fresh out of cow ass which is immediately brought into this website where they can consume it then digest this pure unfiltered cow sh1t, which then the retarded jeets pretend to have the slightest bit of intellect inside their rotten skull by attempting to give a verbal opinion on the sewage they have ingested, assuming that they arent already buried under multiple feet of indian street sh1t by their fellow retarded families who thought that throwing the jeet infront of a train moving at the speed of an indian immigrant running away from the police after attempting open defecation in a crowded area was a good method to purify his soul after consuming this waste of digital space called a “videogame”