Lethal Company APK

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Magnificent! More retardation slop. Actual animal slop. The subhumans who created this content genuinely thought that this slop could be considered anything other than filthy waste. Scientists have ranked this slop as the single most retarded piece of bullshit since the invention of paper. Producing this slop should be considered a criminal offense in every country on the planet. It is slop so retarded, statistics show that the audience who are exposed to this content are more likely to suffer from terminal brain cancer. Other effects of exposure to this slop include severe cognitive decline, depression, and a strong urge to swim in pig shit. Moving on from plain exposure, if you or a family member have already engaged with the slop, catastrophic events will follow;

The brain tissue of the victim will experience rapid liquefaction, turning into an acidic compound with a similar texture to concentrated semen.

The spinal cord will force all internal fluids outside the body in an attempt to dispose of toxic substances, resulting in a ~70% decrease in weight and a shrunk, decayed body covered in a pool of shit.

The remaining desiccated husk radiates an extremely contagious toxic gas known as the Retardation Radiation™, which causes similar deadly symptoms to bystanders who are within 30 meters of the subject. The remains must be incinerated at extremely high temperatures by professionals equipped with Level-A protective gear.

If you or a family member suspect that you are affected by this disease, retreat to the nearest sealed bunker and cease all communication. If the pain is overwhelming, do not attempt to pray to any divine figure. The consumption of the previous content is a sin that is greater than the omnicide of every living creature on the planet. The majority of deities will send you straight to hell upon witnessing your acts, and even the deities who promise heaven after death regardless of your acts will refuse your entrance to the afterlife. For an easy way out, there is none. Quietly await your impending doom.